Since I spend most of my time drinking almond milk, when I have a huge glass of whole milk (and two slices of cake), it really does a number on my tummy! You get to lay in bed beside me this morning while I push out all the farts that resulted from that milk and then follow me to the potty and enjoy the sounds of all that poo exploding out of my fat ass! Too bad you couldnt smell it, it was rank!
